Title: Don’t Gotta Get It, Just Gotta Respect It
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Hook/Danhausen
Words: 9,464
Summary: Alternative Title: How Hook Finds A New Flow, Falls For a Man in Face Paint, Accidentally Befriends a Zombie, and Start to Lose His Mind
Title: This Undeniable Thing of Ours (That I’m Trying to Deny)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Hook/Danhausen
Words: 17,113
Summary: Alternative Title: How Hook Gains New Perspectives, Embraces the Weird, Stops an International Incident (But Not Really), and Falls Even More for a Man in Face Paint
Title: Getting Closer & Falling Further
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Hook/Danhausen
Words: : 30,746
Summary: Alternative Title: How Hook Rants About Toast, Does Not Wear Booty Shorts, Isn’t Rocky But May Be Prince Zuko, and Keeps Falling for a Man in Face Paint
Title: Hook’s Had Better Days
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Hook/Danhausen
Words: 3,621
Summary: Hook’s year is starting out with a bang he didn’t want, but at least Danhausen is there to take care of him.
Title: Things Come in Threes
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Hook/Danhausen/Ricky Starks
Word Count: 1,425
Summary: He’s heard that things come in threes, so maybe he should have expected Hook and Danhausen to show up at his hotel room.
Title: Too Long, Too Long (Is It All Gone)
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Hook/Danhausen
Word Count: 1,895
Summary: He’s at loose ends at the dawn of his career and still learning to walk his own path when a man in paint that called himself a demon popped up, throwing curses his way that have an effect on him that he only realizes in hindsight.
Title: The World Will Never Know
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Hook/Danhausen
World Count: 1864
Summary: The world will never know just how far the love of Hook and Danhausen goes.
Title: Don’t Sacrifice This For Me
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Hook/Danhausen
World Count: 9625
Summary: It was unnecessary to say, but something compelled Danhausen to say it. “Danhausen is dying.”
Title: Under My Skin
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Hook/Danhausen
Words: 3359
Summary: They’ve been apart for a few weeks and Hook has something new to show Danhausen.
Title: From End to Beginning
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Darby Allin/Jungle Boy
Words: 2718
Summary: The morning after Double or Nothing Darby has some things to say to Jack.
I had less trouble watching TV back when I had to use an old rabbit ears antenna to try and get enough of a signal to watch Smackdown. 😤
@aerodaltonimperial Darby needs this stupid thing.
I AM SCREAMING LMAOOOOOOO
Oh, so that’s why he stole the Home Depot card this last time!
Imagine him being all ‘Look what I made! 😁’ to Jack afterwards and Jack’s just like ’…’ in return.
Reunited Hookhausen seconds after Danhausen tackles Hook to the ground…
Prompt: a discovery, a filthy kiss, and a phone call. Doesn't have to be in that order. 🥰
"In the end, half the roster ends up seeing it. Danhausen does it right backstage, his first night back. Just grabs Hook’s face in his hands and kisses him, full on. He doesn’t care who is watching, or maybe he does, and that’s where Jack ends up landing because he was watching. He’s pretty sure there was intention there.
He’s pretty sure Danhausen has always known.
Hook finds Jack after, because they’re still friends. Friends: it tastes like ash, but maybe that’s just what it feels like when your heart is ripped out of your chest.
love island but danhausen walks in as the bombshell and does his tequila dance striptease
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Ubisoft Assassin’s Creed’s Evie Frye Voice Actress Victoria Atkins has been replaced by AI while protesting for SAG-AFTRA
She also never receives residuals
And yet Ubisoft continues to make more AC games whilst not even paying their workers what they’re owed… and using AI. Wow.
Dear Frontier Communications,
YOUR SERVICE SUCKS AND THIS US WHY YOU’RE BEING INVESTIGATED.
I’ve had a rough few days and I just want to zone out to lighthearted stuff on YouTube. Instead, the internet randomly went down last night and your response as to when it’ll be back is basically ‘lol idk’. At least when one calls and asks, your app still says it’ll be back at 3 AM this morning, over six hours ago. Maybe update that shit.
No love,
A frustrated person that can’t wait until we actually have another service provider as an option.
Lister: OK, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Rimmer’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out…